Sad Day Gender Reveal & I'm Not Having a Baby Shower @ Valentines, Portland [12 July]

Sad Day Gender Reveal & I'm Not Having a Baby Shower


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12
July
21:00 - 01:00

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Valentines
232 SW Ankeny St, Portland, Oregon 97204
Are you sick of babies? Do you hate children? Do you hate yourself? Do you hate your spouse? Do you hate gender? Then welcome to SAD DAY. Buckmaster aka the woman who married herself is now celebrating/scamming with her I’m Not Having A Baby Shower / Gender Reveal! That’s right, celebrate me and all other people who are not going to have a baby! But why stop there? Let’s have a fucking gender reveal too! Why? Because why not!

Join me as I get drunk and eat my gender reveal cake and open presents while my favorite performers celebrate not having babies too and reveal their gender! Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Is it a they? Find out! I can’t wait to play that game where you smear candy bars in a diaper and try to guess what the candy is! Pin the tail on the baby! Circumcision and not vaccinating my not baby because it’s my baby and I’ll do whatever the fuck I want with this baby because it’s mine!

Performances Compliments of:
Rakeem
Shitney
Chanti Darling
Diva Dott
Rubber Child
Ky Ky
Anastasia Euthanasia
Ramona Dott

Also my fave daughter Robert Dynamite will be there to support their mama! And my evil twin sis Ann Pyne will be there to make sure the father of the baby doesn’t get near me!

Showtime is at 11pm
Doors at 9pm
$10 cover
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